Charles and Christopher discuss Scream (2022) (aka 5cream), plating up when ordering food, the relentless advancing of time (aka Heather Matarazzo is mom age now) and why Scream exists in the Descent universe (hint: empty hospitals).

Charles and Christopher discuss So this episode has been sitting in our drafts since December, neither of us realized and none of y'all brought it up! It should have been autoposted like all of our episodes. Honestly, don't know what happened...Thanks Libsyn! Merry Late Christmas, we guess! Y'all are too polite and should have yelled at us!

Charles and Christopher discuss Resident Evil: Welcome To Raccoon City (2021), stolen birthday presents, the crime of keeping men clothed on film, and the complete disregard for the canon of green herbs.

Charles and Christopher discuss Scream 4 (2011), Adele's backup dancers, Gale Weathers' hair (again), and Pamela de Beaufort's irresistible charm.

Charles and Christopher discuss Slither (2006), Hair removal, the Britney Spears musical, and space vaginas.

Charles and Christopher discuss Last Shift (2014), The BioWaste industry’s operating hours, f*ckable ghosts and haunted tchotchkes.

Charles and Christopher discuss Deep Blue Sea (1999), Freed Britney, shitting yourself, and appropriate undergarments for an underwater science lab.

Charles and Christopher discuss Hello Horrors! Due to some illness, we decided to drop one of our old Patreon exclusive episodes that you would normally get every month for signing up at our $10 tier of Triple Threat. We all knew they'd see the light of day eventually! Please enjoy but know that these episodes are done as "live" with little to no editing.

Charles and Christopher discuss Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers (1988), penalty rates for Haddonfield medical staff, are pants necessary for a siege and Christopher upsets the Diane Kea-stans (we assume that's what they're called).

Charles and Christopher discuss Halloween Kills (2021), angry mobs, dying stupidly, and how, when we begged movie makers to give Judy Greer something to do, we should have been more specific.

Charles and Christopher discuss There's Someone Inside Your House (2021), speed-watching The Masked Singer, things a cornfield isn't, and Ben Platt who plays "Dear".

Charles and Christopher discuss Malignant (2021), appropriate pandemic television, wildly speculating what lesbians look like, and a shout out to our moms.

Charles and Christopher discuss Candyman (2021), driver's licenses, a fight or flight response, and one-star reviews.

Charles and Christopher discuss The Visit (2015), oven cleaning, muting viral tweets, and the scourge of Mini Azalea.

Charles and Christopher discuss Candyman (1992), songs about cum, buoyant breasts and BEES!

Charles and Christopher discuss Scream 3 (2000), efficient home security systems, a solid hour of gushing over Parker Posey, and yes, THOSE BANGS.

Charles and Christopher discuss Get Out (2017), top pie flavors, how to hide photos of your ex, and CHARLES' ULTIMATE BETRAYAL OF CHRISTOPHER!

Charles and Christopher discuss Freddy Vs. Jason (2003), belly buttons, no nudity clauses, and the debut of Tamstar Browner.

Charles and Christopher discuss Don't Breathe (2016), skylight placement, shoes off in the house, and prop semen.

Charles and Christopher discuss Thir13en Ghosts (2001), glasshouses, Shannon Elizabeth's short shrift, and being too gay to spell grinder correctly.